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There Once was A Man From Navy Yard...

The man from Navy Yard chooses to skip work,

staying home with a flaccid penis to jerk.

Horny and forlorn,

watching obese porn,

his perversions betrayed via dirty smirk.

[threehundredthirtyfour]

"There once was a man from Navy Yard."

I am a 40-something incel renting in Navy Yard, Washington, DC. This creative release is the closest I get. I masturbate more than anyone on the planet. God loves misogyny. Judge not. (Matthew 7:1)